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Graeme Bell

Linlithgow Golf Club PGA Golf Professional

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Greetings from Graeme Bell
LinlithgowGolf Club - PGA Golf Professional



Greetings,

This is Doctor Kildare here live from birthing suite 3 in the labour ward at Paisley Maternity Hospital. I'm currently relaxing with some gas and air, taking it all in. No of course I'm not, I'm holding my wife's hand and mopping her brow. Holly smokes I really don't know how all you ladies out there do it but you have got my ultimate respect. I'm being funny but if it was up to men to continue the human race, there would be no need to conserve fossil fuels as there would only be 42 people on the planet.

So without further ado , Ladies and Gentleman I give you in the blue corner, weighing in at 8 Pounds 5 Ounces, the breaker of hearts, HARRIS GORDON BELL! He is a beauty and is sleeping well, eating well and destroying nappies by the dozen! 

 

Hilary did an unbelievable job and never complained once, not even about my bad jokes or when I was commandeering of the laughing gas. What she is going to do with three little Graeme's running about the house, I don't know, but it's going to be fun. 

                        

So onto some sadder news, this is my last newsletter to all of you as the professional of Linlithgow Golf Club and it has given me that kind of sick feeling in my stomach to be honest. You all have been so supportive to me, my business, my staff and my family, for that I will forever be in your dept. I have written well over 250 newsletters to you and every single one I have enjoyed doing. Why? Well because I love what I do, I care about what I do and most of all, I care about you. You may think about yourself as one of my customers but I think of you as my friends. I'm a salesman and a businessmen but I very much doubt that any of you can think of a time that you ever felt I was trying to sell anything to you, in fact you will definitely remember a time when I have even tried not to sell you something. This didn't mean that I was a poor salesman or businessmen, just that I am honest one. All I did was provide you with a relaxed fun business environment, factual and honest advice and this is what led you to make the purchases you did. I really just hope you enjoyed the fun as much as I did. The laughs we have all had in the shop have been absolutely wonderful, from Phil's camp laughing fits to me splitting my trousers during a ladies medal, crotch and bottom I tell thee. Every single day I have worked here I have enjoyed and you would get at least 15 jokes out of me a day. Linlithgow I have loved being your professional and thank you for treating me as one of your own.

My staff over the last two months have not had it easy with the fact I won't be able to take them with me and I am just as devastated as them. Cammy has only been with me a few months but he is going to be a great professional. A more honest and humble boy you will not meet and it has been a pleasure working with him.

Now Phil or the BOSS as I call him. I didn't really know him before I asked him to work for me, but I knew he had a great retail background. I was warned about his grim chat and the warnings were spot on. Without Phil I really don't know where I would be. A harder working individual I have never met and somebody who has given my business and the club 100% every single day. I never ever thought that I would meet someone more camp than me and someone with a worse dress sense than Grace Jones, but yes I didn't! Not once have Phil and I had cross words, Phil however has definitely cross dressed though, I'm sure. Phil you are legend and such a great friend, I will miss you pal.

Your new professional

When one door closes another one opens and this is definitely what will happen when you get your new professional. The club will get you a fabulous new professional and someone who will love the game, the club and most important of all you guys. We have worked hard here to create a great Professional Shop and your new professional will have a great place to provide great services to you. They will build on the already great services we have provided you.

IF YOU DO STILL WANT TO RECEIVE MY NEWSLETTER

Ok, so here's the deal, some of you, not all or maybe even none of you may want to still receive my newsletter and the great news is, you still can. At present we have about 75% members receiving the newsletter and 25% non-members receiving it, so you don't have to be a member to read my newsletter, so you will all still be kept on it. if you don't want to receive it then just click unsubscribe and I promise I won't be offended!!!!!!!! 

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GOODBYE

I don't want to string this out but my last 6 1/2 years here have been some of the happiest years of my life. Deciding to leave wasn't an easy decision but I do think that it is the right thing for me to do. I just want to thank each and every one of you who have supported me since the day I turned the key in the pro shop door for the first time all those years ago. My ethos in life is to have fun and to bring a smile to the faces of the people I meet and I hope you have enjoyed me being your Professional.

Linlithgow you have allowed me to achieve some of my dreams over the last few years and I will always hold you close to my heart. 

Goodbyes are not forever. 
Goodbyes are not the end. 
They simply mean I'll miss you
Until we meet again!

 
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